Grand Decimal of the Shadowy Society of the Suddenly Very Passionate About the Metric System
U.S. Invasion Super Ultra Secret Underground Resistance Organization Head of Social Media
King/ALPHA of Doof Mountain Fan Club and Capitulation Committee
Chief Bickerer of the Commission to Determine the Impact of Toronto Bike Lanes on Out of Town Traffic
Occupation Government Chair of the Council of Regulation of the Humane Use of the Insufferable Canadian Habit of Derailing Conversation with Banal Canadian Factoids. . . Hey! Speaking of Chairs: Up Until the 80’s, Canada’s Furniture Manuf. . .
President of the Greater Vancouver/New Seattle Real Estate Welcoming Board